"Flat Tire"

On the day after prom, I had no plans,

I took a lazy day and washed some pans.

My friend called me up and asked me to hang out,

And I said yes, without a doubt. 

I went to go pick him up from his house in Paramus.

The weather that day made us both say "what the heck is this?"

We are both hungry so we decide to go to Ridgewood for pizza and cupcakes,

But on the way there, my tire breaks!

I accidentally hit a curb and my tire popped,

So I pull over on a random street and we stopped.

We try to change it ourselves in the pouring rain,

And our pants have many mud stains.

Eventually we call my dad and he comes to help us,

I say to him "sorry I have created such a fuss". 

Finally we put on the spare tire,

Thank gosh this situation wasn't extremely dire. 

"Horrible Humidity"

This May has brought much rain

But it also has brought some pain.

Since it is not cold anymore, 

It becomes humid after it pours.

Humidity and my hair do not go well,

I no longer look like a belle.

I need to find a solution,

Because it looks like I got an electrocution.

My hair is very short, 

So leaving it curly is my last resort.

I thought it would look like a disaster,

But instead I look like a headmaster.

Leaving it curly is the way to go,

I can not wait for it to snow.

I hate this humidity and hot weather,

I want it to be cold again so I can use soft blankets together. 

"Spring Cleaning?"

I'm not very tidy when it comes to my room 
To be honest, it actually looks like a tomb
I hate cleaning
And my dog keeps intervening 
He is being very cute and asking to be pet 
And I take a picture of him with a vignette 
Hours go by with very little progress
My brain is telling me no, my mom is telling me yes
Having a clean room would be nice but 
Looking at the mess makes me go "what o_o"
It is basically night time and I did not do anything
Why do people clean in the Spring?
I realized there is Memorial Day Weekend
But I would like to spend it with my friend.... 
I have decided to clean it then 
I hope I don't procrastinate again 

"Comfy Shoes"

I have gotten a job working at Chipotle on Route 4 
Let me tell you, it is such a chore
I have to take orders and do the food
Some people can be so freaking rude
They want a little bit of this, a little bit of that 
I don't give a lot of food if you're fat (hehe true facts)
But my main problem with working there 
Is standing the whole time. I want a chair!
When I go home my legs are so tired 
But complaining about this will get me fired
I wore a pair of my regular sneakers for the first couple days 
But they are so painful while I carry some trays
I decided to put some Dr. Scholl's gellins inside 
And they are small and easy to hide
After a day of work with these,
Standing all day is now an ease ^_^ 

"Play Rehearsal"

Every year for Japanese School, the graduating class puts on a play
We only have school on Saturday
Rehearsing for this is such a hassle 
I can not wait to just throw the tassel
My class consists of only nine kids
I hope this goes well, god forbid
I have one of the lead roles 
My teacher is the one who controls
Everyone besides me has 
Two or three roles as 
other characters, I told my teacher
"I can only have one role, memorizing these lines will turn me into a creature"
We only have three rehearsals remaining
I guess I better stop complaining
After this play, I am no longer a student there 
I love Japanese school, this is so unfair!

"Job Interview"

I have applied to a job at The Little Gym
Knowingly that I will have to touch some limbs
I am so happy they emailed me back to come in for an interview
Hopefully they don't say "shoo"
I am so nervous about the questions they ask
It makes me want to run away and put on a mask
"So tell me about yourself"
She basically asked me to go kill myself!
How am I supposed to answer that?
Do I just say I like to pet cats?
I just answered with my hobbies and interests
I hope she is almost done with these tests
She tells me to come in for an interview again
Hopefully I find out if I got it then
They never called me back again which made me really sad
Because for this job, I was the most perfect lad