Knowingly that I will have to touch some limbs
I am so happy they emailed me back to come in for an interview
Hopefully they don't say "shoo"
I am so nervous about the questions they ask
It makes me want to run away and put on a mask
"So tell me about yourself"
She basically asked me to go kill myself!
How am I supposed to answer that?
Do I just say I like to pet cats?
I just answered with my hobbies and interests
I hope she is almost done with these tests
She tells me to come in for an interview again
Hopefully I find out if I got it then
They never called me back again which made me really sad
Because for this job, I was the most perfect lad
